Dan Scantlebury recently recently posted a pair of success stories [1] [2] from the field. This post focuses on a darker side, the perils of field work. I’ve highlighted three stories below, one animal, one vegetal and one mechanical.
Mechanical Perils
No trip to the Dominican Republic is complete without transportation issues; we generally lose about a day every two weeks to dealing with vehicles. In our last few trips we discovered in the middle of a river that our supposedly 4WD truck was in fact FWD, had a Dominican gomero refuse to fix a flat because the tire was too worn (remarkable because nobody has lower standards for what qualifies as a functional tire than a gomero), and realized our rental truck had one tire that was significantly smaller than the other three only after driving from Santo Domingo to Barahona. Pictured above is my “favorite” vehicular mishap.
After spending a night searching for crown giants followed by a few hours of sleep in the truck, Miguel Landestoy, Dan Scantlebury and I starting driving back to Baní just before sunrise. About 3km down the road, we heard a grinding sound from under the car. We had run over a few dozen meters of thick wire sitting in the middle of the road. The wire had wound itself inextricably around the rear axle. After a few attempts unwrapping the wire, Dan and I resigned ourselves to crawling through the dried donkey dung under the truck and spent the next hour using tiny leatherman pliers to clip strands of wire until we were free.
Animal Perils
In terms of field sites, the West Indies Greater Antilles are home to relatively benign non-human vertebrates; there are no large predators or venomous reptiles and native mammals tend to be rare of entirely absent. This lack of vertebrates leaves invertebrates as our main pests. Of the invertebrates, Polistes wasps are the group that pesters us most frequently. These paper wasps aggressively defend their well camouflaged nests against any hapless individuals who accidentally bump them. In many cases, we’ll suffer multiple stings before we even realize what’s happening. The picture below is of Julienne’s atypical reaction to one sting.
Vegetal Perils
A variety of plant perils exist in the West Indies, most are skin irritants. We most comonly stumble into Prigimosa (Urtica spp.) and Poisonwood (Metopium toxiferum). In some areas, Poisonwood is really abundant. The leaves (even dead ones on the ground) contain the irritant urushiol, which can cause a nasty rash. A few years ago, a not-to-be-named PI experienced a month long, full body rash, resulting from an entire day spent “swimming” through a forest floor of poisonwood leaves searching for the world’s smallest amniote, Sphaerodactylus ariasae. One might say that’s what he gets for looking for non-anole lizards in the West Indies, but that would just be adding insult to itchy injury.
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Rich Glor
Here is a picture of Scantlebury covered in donkey shit taken immediately after the vehicular beartrap incident.
Miguel A. Landestoy
It is because conquistadores “don’t give a shit” and get back to work in any conditions.
Jonathan Losos
What about those enormous centipedes? Has anyone ever gotten bitten by one of them? And how bad would it be?
scantlebury
Julienne, Miguel and I encountered a man whose wife was bitten on the big toe by one of these. He claimed the pain was so intense she went hysterical, attempted to smash her toe with a rock and (once restrained) demanded that someone use a machete to amputate the toe.
Rich Glor
Scolopendra bites are pretty nasty. An entomologist friend got bit by one in a little guest house near Los Haitises. He woke up thinking he was having a dream about a giant centipede chewing on his leg and found that he actually did have a giant centipede chewing on his leg. It had fallen through a hole in the ceiling onto his bed. He killed every single one he saw after that painful experience.
Jonathan Losos
For the record, those are about 1/4 size centipedes you’re wrangling there. Not man enough to take on the big fellas?
scantlebury
Jonathon, on my last trip Miguel and I made an alarming discovery with these human (sized) centipedes: they can jump. That’s a game changer as far as I’m concerned.
deschdodo
human (sized) centipedes?
Yoel Stuart
As Charles Barkley would say: Turrible.
Rich Glor
They do not get four times bigger than that in the West Indies. Let’s see some photos of the giant centipedes you’ve encountered.
Miguel A. Landestoy
That ones Rich is holding was just a feet up from his head, crawling in a tree branch… So, they not only crawl creeply, the climb and jump too! Dan, I was meassuring here after we saw that beast (the one that jumped), and I agree it had about 14 inches!
Martha Munoz
Was this in Jaragua National Park? Juanita Hopwood and I encountered them there in 2010. We spent most of our time looking on the ground so as not to step on them. When we discovered they could climb trees, we kept flipped our nooses around in case we needed to swat them away. You can run into them if you’ve got your eyes trained on the ground!
We also discovered that they run unbelievably fast. I threw a rock at one that was getting too close for comfort. I didn’t hit him, of course, just wanted to scare him away. He took off as fast as an anole. It was a terrifying discovery.
thsanger
I don’t think that I lose my cool too easily in the field but last summer I was woken by one of these centipedes crawling across my neck and I nearly lost it. I don’t think that I slept for an hour after this incident. I was equally disturbed that the centipede didn’t seem phased when I subjected it to my best Chris Carpenter impression.
Rich Glor
We should have a post on baseball related field incidents. I once got a group of people trapped on a mountain because I did an impression of Mark Mulder (in his latter years as a pro) with the truck keys.
Yoel Stuart
My D.R. troubles have always been flat tires. We got 4 flats in two days on my last trip there, including 2 from the same pothole. Word of warning: even though the roads may seem well paved, often the bridges are pockmarked with potholes. I didn’t see the road-bridge transition quickly enough.
Martha Munoz
My 6 flat tires in 8 weeks seems tame by comparison! We did also have our battery die twice, lose the connection between pedal and accelerator, and have a motor crap out on us. Since I’m a rider, I’ve been toying with the idea of switching to horseback. Cheaper, no mechanical issues, and tons more fun. I’ll be the cowgirl herpetologist.
scantlebury
I guess I might as well mention a few of the characters I deal with on a daily basis while hunting sphaeros that are generally unknown to anoline enthusiasts.
poison wood
guao (another poisonous plant)
wasps
bees
tarantulas
scorpions
centipedes
black widows
tango ants
jumping choyo and numerous other cacti
stinging nettles
“rotting mangos”
Yoel Stuart
Why me?! Why me?!
Martha Munoz
If no one knows what Dan means about “rotting mangoes” you should ask him. In my experience, if you’re near any body of water, it is NOT a rotting mango and should be avoided at all costs.
Bob Henderson
RE: “no . . . venomous reptiles” in the West Indies: Just in case some West Indian virgins (so to speak) read this blog, there are, indeed, some dangerously venomous snakes on Martinique and St. Lucia.
Anthony Geneva
I actually had Bothrops in mind while writing this post and intended to say “Greater Antilles”, rather than “West Indies”. Thanks for the catch.
Miguel A. Landestoy
Ayayay…. (No comment, no more need of algo más)